I'm not the kind of man Who can wear just anything And I'm not the kind of man That can make a French woman sad or sing If only I could be like him Then everthing would be okay I'd always know just what to do And exactly what to say Point a gun at him He'll stay cool Whatever else he may be He's no fool Wish I had hair like Alain Delon I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon Wish I had hair like Alain Delon I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon He's bound to lose his memory In the first 24 frames Get knocked off his ( ) In the middle of a game Push him off the edge of cliff He'll still show no fear Whatever you do to him He will always be right here Point a gun at him He'll stay cool Whatever else he may be He's no fool Wish I had hair like Alain Delon I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon Wish I had hair like Alain Delon I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon Point a gun at him He'll stay cool Whatever else he may be He's no fool Well, I'm not the kind of man Who can wear just anything And I'm not the kind of man That can make a French woman sad or sing If only I could be like him Then everthing would be okay I'd always know just what to do And exactly what to say Wish I had hair like Alain Delon I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon Wish I had hair like Alain Delon I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
So you've been struck by the amazing pop sensibility of White Town's tribute to Alain Delon. But all along, you've been thinking "Who?!" Well, here are some stats cut off unfortunately at 1967, but I'll work on getting the rest of the scoop!
Born in 1936, probably somewhere in France, he's had roles in the following films: